Arnold

Meet Arnold 🐾 – Total Boyfriend Material (But Shorter)

Looking for someone handsome, loyal, obsessed with snacks, and always down to cuddle? Congratulations—you’ve just met your dream guy. Arnold is a certified short king with tall confidence and even taller emotional availability. 💅🏼

This four-legged heartthrob has never met a stranger, only new best friends. He loves all dogs, all people, and all treats equally—which means yes, he will flirt with the neighbor and steal your snacks, but he’ll also gaze at you like you’re his whole world.

Arnold’s idea of a perfect date? A walk around the block, followed by belly rubs, treat-sharing, and falling asleep on your lap while you rewatch a show he pretends to like (he’s just there for you).

If you’re ready to commit to a guy who will literally never ghost you, swipe right on Arnold and fall in love with your new short, sweet, snack-loving soulmate.